Sometimes it’s hard to root for people. We lie, steal, cheat and, when possible, we take take take take take.
But remember, we’re people, and no other species is going to help us. Your dog might love you, but if she’s starving and I’m dead, she’ll just go ahead and eat me. Monkeys will throw poop at you and laugh. Tigers will eat you. Bears will steal your peanut butter and have your cat for dessert.
I'm on team people. Everything else better be beautiful, guard my house, or do tricks. If not, I eat it.
— Joe Rogan (@joerogan) September 11, 2009
Agreed. You know, go ahead and love animals — and pizza and ice cream and craft beer — all you want, but remember to take some time to stand up for each other.