Hey, if you’re celebrating today, happy Christmas.
I’m not celebrating. As a Jew, I’ve been not celebrating Christmas for 38 years now.
It’s not that I hate Christmas (though, I’ll be honest, a bunch of the stuff that it’d be nice to have in the house is waiting until next week because I do hate the mess retail outlets are for the couple of weeks leading up to Christmas), it’s that Christmas isn’t an everybody thing.
It’s not a war against Christmas, any more than your insistence on wishing me a merry Christmas is a war on me more here). I intend to have a very nice December 25, actually. It involved waking up early, having some coffee and some eggs, kissing my wife as she headed off to work, getting this blog post up and then getting to work myself.
I suspect it will be a fairly quiet day at work, beginning with photos from Mass at the Vatican, then parades, then a Knicks game, and about half time in the Cavs game I’ll be done and heading off in search of some Chinese food.
Maybe this is a time to talk about the war on Christmas. You know, because a movement toward political correctness is a direct exclusion of Christians. No, it’s not, really. It’s meant to be inclusive of everyone. I suppose a proper greeting might be, “Merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, happy Kwanzaa, happy New Year and enjoy whatever else you might celebrate this season.” It’s a little cumbersome, though. I don’t see it catching on.
You may have seen this one floating around Facebook:
That’s not bad, unless you’re among those who think it’s just a group of Christians trying to get everybody to just go back to “merry Christmas” and be happy about it.
I don’t care. I’m probably not going to wish you a merry Christmas unless I know you celebrate it. Otherwise, just deal with my, “have a great day,” because that flow chart includes tolerance — gratitude, even — for that, too.
Maybe it’s a good time to talk religion, too.
The BBC asks if religion might disappear someday. More people, after all, are stepping up to admit they’re atheists, and to state they don’t need a deity to be able to live a moral life. Some people call this Secular Humanism.
I believe those folks who can live a moral life without a God figure looking over them. Me, I’m a primitive monkey. I need to believe there’s something bigger than me out there. Not to fear, not to blame, but just to say, hey, thanks, I’m doing all right down here, and I’ll get better.
On the one side of it, there’s Kevin Smith’s film “Dogma.” The assertion is that God gets a little miffed that everyone’s just out there speculating and killing each other. Enter Sam Harris, who basically says, “Not all religions are equal, and some of y’all really need to cut the shit.” Those are my words, by the way, not his. Go read him and listen to his stuff. He’s a really smart dude, don’t let my watering his ideas down steer you away.
I think we’re getting into rambling territory here, so I’ll leave you with some Nat King Cole and a fire to warm your day. Happy Christmas, if you’re celebrating.